seen on swisstone's journal first, but it's spreading ...

done with iTunes on Mac (obviously :)

how many songs
9969, 74.74Gb. We still have literally hundreds of vinyl albums to rip.

sort by artist
first: 4 Non Blondes
last: Yukata

sort by song title
first song: 13 - Lee Ritenour
last song: Zomby Woof - Frank Zappa

sort by time
shortest: Bright Noise - Daft, The Art of Noise (6 secs)
longest: Fred Frith and Jean-Pierre Drouet - Improvisations

sort by album
first: ... And Then There Were Three - Genesis
last: Zeit - Tangering Dream

(lots of tracks with no album tag, mind)

first song that comes up on shuffle
Flying Cowboy - Blue Nile and Ricky Lee Jones

How many songs come up when you search for "death"?
9

How many songs come up when you search for "love"?
516

How many songs come up when you search for "fuck"?
3

please to remember that this is the house jukebox - anything dodgy can be laid at perlmonger's door!