now that's what I *call* a result

Willie Rennie	12,391	35.8%	+15.6
Labour	10,591	30.6%	-16.8
SNP	7,261	21.0%	+ 2.1
Conservative	2,702	7.8%	- 2.5

Swing Labour to Lib Dems	16.2%
Swing Conservative to Lib Dems	9.1%
Swing SNP to Lib Dems	6.8%

well done, Willie Rennie, MP - and his campaign team

it's a good day today

reasons to be cheerful:

1. the sun is shining


2. Willie Rennie won the Dunfermline by-election


3. we have a new and lucrative site to do


4. there's chicken and apricot tagine for lunch


5. perlmonger has cracked his logout code problem, which means we have handed another site over and can bill it next week


6. we're going to see Richard Thompson tonight at Colsonall


7. it's Friday

huzzah!

nobody tell our beloved leaders

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