got a banana?

spotted on Lakeland's site today, is a banana transporter.

Transport your mid-morning snack to work or school
without it looking as if it's gone five rounds in a boxing ring!

why can't you just transport it *in its skin*? And what if your banana is not the shape of this contraption.

it's mad.

first outing of the year

for the icon, for the first sighting of the year - apparently Harrods have opened their Christmas Shop.

bah.

and, indeed, humbug.