(yet another) senior moment

[ramtops]

perlmonger has just emptied the tumble dryer. In some consternation, he informed me that "the sheet was missing" ... the load was mostly bedlinen, and indeed - there was No Sheet.

it wasn't in the washing machine. It wasn't in the tumble dryer. It wasn't in the laundry basket.

it was still on the bed, underneath the clean sheet.

but you probably knew that, didn't you ...