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fill kettle from filter jug.

boil kettle

wait for kettle to boil

pour water into mug containing teabag *from the bloody filter jug*

throw away, redo from start ...

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Date: 2004-08-25 04:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bugshaw.livejournal.com
I did that once with a Pot Noodle. I didn't half feel silly.

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Date: 2004-08-25 01:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lproven.livejournal.com
Could just microwave it?

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Date: 2004-08-25 04:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] syllopsium.livejournal.com
oh dear. Mind you, my badgerish moment this morning was my brain temporarily confusing Les Dawson with Les Dennis, oh the shame

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Date: 2004-08-25 06:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bugshaw.livejournal.com
While trying to remember a book title ("Who's Afraid of...") I confused Virginia Wade, Virginia Woolf, and Virginia Bottomley. I knew something was wrong when I saw the mental picture of the MP for South West Surrey wearing tennis shorts...

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Date: 2004-08-25 08:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] burkesworks.livejournal.com
"Who's Afraid Of Virginia Wade" is of course a line from the Half Man Half Biscuit classic "There's An Outbreak Of Vitas Gerulaitis".

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Date: 2004-08-25 04:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] captainblue.livejournal.com
It's yer age... ~;0P

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Date: 2004-08-25 04:43 am (UTC)

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Date: 2004-08-29 03:46 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
1) Pour water from filter jug into kettle.
2) Press kettle button.
3) Go do some email and stuff whilst it boils.
4) Clean out coffee pot. Warm. Put in fresh coffee.
5) When kettle clicks, wait a few moments for it to cool coz coffee is nicer NOT made with boiling water
6) Pour hot water over coffee. Put filter in.
7) Do a couple more emails then come back and swirl pot.
8) Wait a few seconds, so the grinds distriubte themselves around the coffe more, which makes it easier to
9) Squash the coffee.
10) Pop a candarel in the mug, pour in coffee.
11) Go to fridge, fetch milk, add a splosh.
12) Put milk back in fridge.
13) Take mug to desk
14) Start another email. Swig from coffe.
15) Realise for the frst time that you've skipped step 2.
16) Refuse to waste this good coffee so use the microwave on it. Not bad but not as nice as teh real thing.
17) Vow never to tell...

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