Onward Christian soldiers

here's a fine piece of writing from the Guardian by Simon Schama

"The hopefuls in the Democrat camp really believed victory in the US election was within their grasp. How did they get it so wrong? They failed to appreciate, says Simon Schama, that their country is now in fact two nations that loathe and fear each other - Godly and Worldly America"

at least they're sorry

from codepope,

Sorry, Everybody

[baaaa] memage

Grab the nearest book.
Open the book to page 23.
Find the fifth sentence.
Post the text of the sentence in your journal...
...along with these instructions.

and here it is:

Turn your young cattle into the woodland and the young calves on to the grass, and to these and your sheep do administer a little salt twice a week to prevent Skroops.

gacked from drpete