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[livejournal.com profile] perlmonger has just emptied the tumble dryer. In some consternation, he informed me that "the sheet was missing" ... the load was mostly bedlinen, and indeed - there was No Sheet.

it wasn't in the washing machine. It wasn't in the tumble dryer. It wasn't in the laundry basket.

it was still on the bed, underneath the clean sheet.

but you probably knew that, didn't you ...

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Date: 2006-10-27 12:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thunderbox.livejournal.com
I do hope you found it in time to have the Post Office messenger boy return with your telegram of complaint to Mr Stanley Baldwin unsent…

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Date: 2006-10-27 12:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ramtops.livejournal.com
I wonder why I read that as Stanley *Unwin* ...

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Date: 2006-10-27 06:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ccomley.livejournal.com
Good taste, I expect.

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